Hello, Hamilton!

There’s that story again. The same one we were talking about the other day. Remember?

The one that had you tapping on the glass like it was a tambourine and the jokes you made regarding the weather and drug addicts and homeless people.

Did they know how to swim because the rain was coming down in buckets, so there was nothing to hold-out to fill with handouts?

You laughed over that. Saw it on The News.

Not The News but someone talking about The News after The News.

And didn’t see it. Heard it. On a podcast.

A podcast on political values and how the world is going to shit and how it’s not even safe to drive your car out of the supermarket parking lot without someone in a face mask holding out a bucket made in China for you to throw in a George, or an Abe, or a Hello! Made His Week Hamilton.

Maybe he ought to start a patriotic bucket factory, The Fuck It Make a Buck Make a Bucket Factory.

Assembly line workers in Spangled Red, White, and Blue uniforms. Clean Diesel pumping through the air. Double Minimum wage for all!

Local buckets are twice as much now and that times three. But we all have jobs, mostly. And over priced buckets with nothing but stuff and junk and extra to put in The Made With Pride Right Here in…